by Ask Zipy on 02-02-2019 in Nightlife
Ahoy, Mateys! Zipy here, your favorite little sloth from Costa Rica’s online business directory, askipy.com, and boy do I have a tale for you! I was captured in a battle of strength and wits, and trapped aboard the Crimson Storm, a ship so strong it can summon the winds and waves to conquer their strongest enemies. My little slothy sea legs did not fail me aboard this magical vessel.
Avast ye my fellow buccaneers and batten down the hatches for the news I am about to tell you. Come closer . . . closer even . . . whoa, not that close. Listen well . . . I have discovered the secret to this ship. Shiver me timbers it all lies within the Crimson Stone. And I, Zipy, am no scallywag . . . I found the stone and liberated my fellow buckos.
Where did this happen you ask? Was it all a dream? Was I starring in a movie? I sure felt like a star as I solved puzzle after puzzle, racing against the clock to solve various clues and brain teasers with my friends to escape the tides . . . errrrr, bus!
Costa Rica’s new El Escape Bus located in Manuel Antonio is an absolute must on your tropical vacation. It is an adrenaline pumping, brain teasing, adventure filled with laughter and unforgettable memories. Truthfully, it is like no other experience down here and such an incredible way to transform into a whole new persona, if even just for an hour.
After we solved the puzzles and found the incredible Crimson Stone, which was a glorious moment for us all (and arrrrrgggggggh, it was close, we were almost fish food), we were congratulated by El Escape Bus’s owners, dreamers, and designers, Ken Torres and Shannon Dworsky.
Ken and Shannon designed the stationary bus, created the puzzles, and dreamt up incredible stories to make El Escape Bus an incredible adventure for all! They gave us clues when we were super stuck and laughed with us when we were having a blast. In fact, this little sloth has not laughed so hard in a long time.
Shiver me Timbers! As we were leaving the bus, we took some wonderfully silly photos with props and signs under the beautiful lights. My friends bought t-shirts. They said they simply could not resist! I bought one with a little monkey on it that I can color . . . I mean, it should be a sloth like me, but a monkey will do. I’ll encourage them next time to make a sloth with a little pirate hat! I will model for them.
Well mateys . . . I must head to the poop deck . . . or is it the head? Be sure to move your landlubber selves to the bus for an adventure of a lifetime?
I will be sure to head back soon. I hear that there are some pretty terrible criminals in a drug cartel right here in Costa Rica that are preparing to leave the country. Time is of the essence. Watch out, bag guys, Detective Zipy is on the way!
Book your adventure now and enjoy a 2 for 1 special. Hurry in because this offer expires on February 16th!